Patches says she is the Catority Authority and she is firing me from my job as weather repuurter. She gives the reason as "awful weather." She says if I was a weather repurrter worth my salt, I would make it nice in the Big Piney Woods and not just ofurr places. I whapped her on the head.She also said my fortunes are stupid. Efurrycat gets temptations. She says I am a fraud so I whapped her agin. I smelt her tail, and she turned and tried to whap me, but she missed, I am too fast for her. Now she is up in the cat tree, pouting. I am gonna go see what Momma is doing.
~Precious Flower~
11 comments:
Keep whappin' til she changes her mind or quits pounting, whichever occurs first!
Awww Precious, I have a feeling that maybe no cats or peoples can really control the weather. Weather just kinda does what it feels like doing...it's very curious. Anyway, maybe instead of whapping your sister, see if she wouldn't be nicer and let you do some weather repurrts if you just asked her to take turns. Of course, that never works with me and my brother...but it couldn't hurt to try.
Know what they say in Whiskonsin? If you don't like the whether, wait five minutes an it'll change. We's had t-storms an floodin efun tornadoes, but only rain rain rain at our howse.
Mom says the trick to forecastin whether is gif a forecast worse than what you reelly haf, then efurryone's happy. If you said it was gonna snow an it didn't, they'd be happy. If you said it was gonna be 100 deegres an 100% humid, an it wasn't, they'd be happy.
But I fink dat mite be more like lyin than tellin the truth efun if it's bad.
Wait, did you say Temptations?
If you whap her enough, she might get really mad at you and do more than whap you. We like your weather reports and fortunes. Keep it up Precious.
Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie
We love your weather reports! And your fortunes are great too!!! Don't let her stop you! :)
Sometimes you just have to whap them when they don't agree with you!
Well, I think your fortunes are good. I'd definitely like to see some tem-ta-shuns in my future! Do you see any other food coming my way?
Tipper
Don't let her get to you Precious--you must just whap her back.
That is a lovely petunia you have--we actually had two iris bloom here but now it's cold and rainy again... sigh.
You've been right about our weather every single time!
you are not a fraud. Are you getting snow?
Precious, your weather reports are wonderful and so are your fortunes!
hi to our bestest furriends
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