I didn't mess up the rug, no I didn't.
Do you think Edsel'sMom Sue will think I am cute?
Weather Repurrt: HOT HOT HOT HOT
Laying by the screen helps you cool off.
I am resting and laxing up after the fun filled, wonderful wedding of Gree and Othello. I was Made to Order (Patches says Maid Of Honor, but she doesn't know EVERYTHING.) Momma had to go to the Meezer's ALL DAY, so I couldn't efun join the chat. Gree promised to cum ofurr as soon as she gets back from her honeymoon and watch for fairies.
Momma says I can sleep with Edsel'sMom, Sue, if I am a good gurl. Patches just laughed.
Patches here......it is Maid Of Honor, Mistrie.
Precious: Patches, all my furriends think I do a good job of the weather and fortune telling.
Patches: Yeah, right! They are just being polite. You are just guessing.
Precious: But I am guessing right and efurrycat wants me to continue. Besides you aren't my boss.
Patches: I am the Catority Authority and what I say goes, in the Big Piney Woods.
Precious: You are just a bully. Just wait until Wednesday. Wanna box?
Patches: No, and I wish you would grow up.
The Little Squirt thinks she is smart cuz she gives weather repurrts and now she is fortune telling. Well, I am the One and Only Catority Authority. That is my title and it means I am head cat of the Big Piney Woods. Any questions?