I Didn't Do It!

Days left until Edsel'sMom Sue comes: 2

I didn't mess up the rug, no I didn't.

~Precious Flower~

Countdown

Days left until Edsel'sMom Sue comes: 3

Countdown

Days left until Edsel'sMom Sue comes: 4

Flower Friday

Days left until Edsel'sMom Sue comes: 5

Wild Rose from a bush in The Big Piney Woods

What Do You Think?

Days left until Edsel'sMom Sue comes: 6

Do you think Edsel'sMom Sue will think I am cute?

~Precious Flower~

Wed. Weather/Fortune

Days left until Edsel'sMom Sue comes: 7

Laying by the screen helps you cool off.

Weather Repurrt: HOT HOT HOT HOT

Your Fortune: You will see a surprise out the window.

~Precious Flower~

Resting and Laxing

Days left until Edsel'sMom Sue comes: 8

I am resting and laxing up after the fun filled, wonderful wedding of Gree and Othello. I was Made to Order (Patches says Maid Of Honor, but she doesn't know EVERYTHING.) Momma had to go to the Meezer's ALL DAY, so I couldn't efun join the chat. Gree promised to cum ofurr as soon as she gets back from her honeymoon and watch for fairies.

~Mistrie Rose~

Guess Who?

Days left until Edsel'sMom Sue comes: 9

Yup, it's me, Mittens, napping under the dining room chair, catching some rays.

Countdown

Days left until Edsel'sMom Sue comes: 10

Countdown

Days left until Edsel'sMom Sue comes: 11

Flower Friday

Days left until Edsel'sMom Sue comes: 12

Momma's orinj azalea.

Thursday Thoughts

Days left until Edsel'sMom Sue comes: 13

Momma says I can sleep with Edsel'sMom, Sue, if I am a good gurl. Patches just laughed.

~Precious Flower~

Wed. Weather/Fortune

Days left until Edsel'sMom Sue comes: 14

Shilgiah the Cat and Christina both suggested making my weather repurrt a poem. So here goes:

The weather is great

In the lower 48

But the flooding is bad

To much rain they have had

In the upper Midwest

I hope it will crest

California on fire

Firefighters for hire

Your fortune: You need a nap

~Precious Flower~

Patches Speaks Out

I am a bit crabilated. It seems Precious (aka Squirt) has taken ofurr the blog. She gets in Momma's face and says please help me, and she looks so sweetly at her, she can't resist. Like yesterday, she had absolutely nothing to say! I am MORE than a bit crabilated. Mittens just doesn't seem to get it. This was The Calico Girls!!

~Patches Lady~

Monday Musings

It's Monday morning

I've nothing to say

Come on Patches

It's time to play

~Precious Flower~

HAPPY FATHER"S DAY!!

From all of us in the Big Piney Woods to all you Kitty Dads.

~Patches~

~Mittens~

~Mistrie~

~Precious~

Made To Order

Gree asked me to be her Made To Order at her upcoming wedding to Othello, in Hawaii. Of course, I said yes!!! Here I am showing you my "happy toes." Thank you Gree......purrs.... I am going to hold her paw the night before. I think she is nervus.

~Mistrie Rose~

Patches here......it is Maid Of Honor, Mistrie.

Just Wondering

Momma says, if I am good, I can sleep with Edsel'sMom Sue!!! What an honor!!! I will be good, I promise. I won't bite her feets, not much, anyway. I might be shy at furrst. Momma says Edsel'sMom Sue is such a nice lady, luvs kitties, and will be missing Edsel, so I must make her feel at home. Does that mean Edsel'sMom Sue is going to be put in solitary at night? The room she is going to stay in is my solitary confinement place. I don't think it is too nice to put company in solitary, do you?

~Precious Flower~

Wednesday Weather And Fortune

I don't care what Miss Patches, the Catority Authority, says. I am going to give a weather and fortune repurrt.

Weather repurrt: Hot in the East, South and Southwest, cold in the North West, storms in the midsection with more flooding in Iowa. 50% chance you will like your weather. (For those of you wondering if we got snow. NO, it was up in the mountains, we are in the valley. I think people might put sticks on their feet and slide down, efunn in June.) There might be snow in Montana.

Fortune: Seek and ye shall find. There is a toy you haven't thought of, hiding.

Last night, Momma and Daddy moved 60 pots of flowers into the garage cuz Momma was afraid of a freeze. Well, it was 42 this morning, so now she is busy moving them all back. I am snoopervising, becuz she is furrgetful and probably will put them in the wrong place.

~Precious Flower~

Cat Conversation Overheard

Precious: Patches, all my furriends think I do a good job of the weather and fortune telling.

Patches: Yeah, right! They are just being polite. You are just guessing.

Precious: But I am guessing right and efurrycat wants me to continue. Besides you aren't my boss.

Patches: I am the Catority Authority and what I say goes, in the Big Piney Woods.

Precious: You are just a bully. Just wait until Wednesday. Wanna box?

Patches: No, and I wish you would grow up.

I Am Not A Fraud!!!!

Patches says she is the Catority Authority and she is firing me from my job as weather repuurter. She gives the reason as "awful weather." She says if I was a weather repurrter worth my salt, I would make it nice in the Big Piney Woods and not just ofurr places. I whapped her on the head.

She also said my fortunes are stupid. Efurrycat gets temptations. She says I am a fraud so I whapped her agin. I smelt her tail, and she turned and tried to whap me, but she missed, I am too fast for her. Now she is up in the cat tree, pouting. I am gonna go see what Momma is doing.

~Precious Flower~

Flower Friday

Catority Authority

The Little Squirt thinks she is smart cuz she gives weather repurrts and now she is fortune telling. Well, I am the One and Only Catority Authority. That is my title and it means I am head cat of the Big Piney Woods. Any questions?

~Patches Lady~

Wed. Weather And Fortune

It is getting warmer as June arrives, except in the Pacific Northwest and some of the northern states. Some places are down right hot, some cooler than they should be, others are normal for this time of year. There are some storms on the horizon but they are hit and miss, unless you live in selected spots (you know who you are.) Then it will rain. For the most part, it is a good week to enjoy the spring. Sorry, it will remain dry in New Mexico (William) and tornadoes are a threat in Oklyhoma.

I have decided to add fortune telling to my weather repuurt. At this time, I am not doing private fortune telling lessons. (Felix, Garfield & Jawsy asked)

Here is your fortune for this week: I see temptations in your future.

~Precious Flower~

Toesie Tuesday

Momma says I have big toesies. What do you think?

~Precious Flower~

Monday Mews

I am wishing the clouds and rain away. It might work as I am the weather repurrter. If it doesn't work, we are in for a week of water falling out of the sky.

Blogger is really acting up and we are having a lot of trouble posting today.

I got put in solitary again last night. I luved up Daddy a lot this morning so maybe I can stay upstairs tonight.

Happy Monday to all!

~Precious Flower~