Thursday, May 31, 2007

Thoughts On Thursday

I think Patches hates me. She was efurr so mean to me today when Momma went, in the metal monster wif wheels, to have coffees with the MeezerMom. I was just trying to play, and her nose got out of joint, because she was in a sleep. She chased me up the stairs and hissed and growled and snapped at me. Daddy had to holler bad werds at her.

You can see how sweet I am. I even gave Momma a Ma-saj with my tosies on her back, to help with tenshuns.

~Precious Flower~

Tuesday, May 29, 2007


Patches: Momma, I am tired of the same old dry food day after day. Since the recall, we don't efun get our stinky goodness. How would you like to have to eat the same thing, day in and day out? Momma, are you listening to me? Listen to my tummy rumble. It is asking for var-eye-it-tea.

Momma: I have three different kinds of food out, Patches. The Iams I bought made you turn up your nose. And..... that rumble was thunder.

Monday, May 28, 2007

Meezer Monday

Momma found a couple more pictures of the cutie-pies. Paige, theMeezerMommawhomarriedtheoldestboy, says even she is having truble telling them apart.

Happy Memorial Day!

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Another Meme

Furst of all, overwhelming consensus said to "free Mistrie," so she is exonerated of all charges. The Zoo made the following in our comments, which made the final assision: "If the fur doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

Victor Tabbycat tagged us in another meme called True Confeshuns. Here is our list.

1. I start waking Momma and Daddy up at 5:00 AM. I have had enough sleep, so they should have too.
2. I tease Mittens and make her growl.
3. I nefur cover when I use the litterbox.

1. Momma says I am a good girl and I am not naughty, I do growl, though, when I am unhappy.
2. Sometimes I poop on the bed when my tummy hurts bad. I just do it so Momma knows I am sick.
3. I don't like my back feet touched and get angry when Momma tosies me.

1. I love to stalk Patches and bat her in the head and swing at her tail.
2. I like to sharpen my nails on the furniture, hence soft paws and nail clippers are used.
3. I howl when I want something.

1. I bury treasures in Momma's flower garden.
2. I catch and kill birds. (Don't tell Momma.)
3. I catch rodents and bring them to Momma.

We tag:
Daisy Mae Maus
Anybody else who wants to play!

Saturday, May 26, 2007

A Mystery Starring Mistrie

The other night Momma had to cuver her plants with towels cuz she thought it might freeze. In the morning, she found, two of them had been slept on. One was in a pot, the other was under a tree. She said the plants were mashed and there was furs on the towel. I am bestigating; comparing fur samples and talking to suspects. When I in-terror-gated Mistrie she said, " purrr, purr, purrr." She is my number one suspect, actually, my only suspect. Don't you think she looks guilty?

~Detective Patches~

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Could It Be A Fairy?

Beezie wrote the following in my comments section a while back:

"maybe she (Mistrie) remembers you from long ago before you came to live in the cabin. Ya know, she may have been talking to the fairies that led the mombean to you."

I wondered about that, as the fairies were down in the Corner Woods where me and my two little ones were hiding. There was a special purrty one with a purple gossamer dress and yellow long hairs. She liked to peek at us through the leaves.

So, here I am asking her, and YES, the purrty fairy talked to Mistrie about us. Mistrie said she meditated for Momma to come down and save us, and she did. She said the fairy told her not to worry about my babies, they are fine and happy!

Momma says Mistrie is a magical forest cat.

~Precious Flower~

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

I Was Tagged

Marilyn Monroew tagged me for a meme on favorites. Here is my list:

Time Of Day: The minute Momma lets me out of my bedroom and I can sit on her lap and make biscuits and purr at her.

Day Of The Week: They are all pretty much the same around here; Momma and Daddy are tired, so they stay home with us most of the time.

Season Of The Year: Being inside all the time, it doesn't much matter, but the birds are the busiest in the spring and I love to watch Momma outside messing with her fowlers. (The picher above was taken this winter, when I was looking for spring.)

Holiday: I don't know yet. Momma didn't put up a tree this year cuz she said I was too little to 'preciate it and would prolly climb it or knock it ofur. I think I would really like Christmas though and climbing the tree.

Beaches: They are for the furless ones, I am not crazy about anything wet.

Song: Momma and Daddy play country all the time, so I have not experienced a wide selection.

Flower: All the purty ones Momma plants; especially the pansies cuz they have faces and I see the fairies in them.

Talk Show: I am in bed afore the talk shows come on.

Movie: My attention span is quite short, a movie is way too long.

Soaps: The only soap I know about is the kind Momma uses to wash her hands.

Beverage: Water is the only think we ever get.

Fruit: What kind of a question is that for a feline????

Snack: Temptations, of course!!!

Food: Purina One; I turn my nose up at furless food.

Restaurant: Huh?? Is that a place to go take a nap when you want something? ( Rest - I- Want)

~Precious Flower~

I tag:
The Meezers

The Crew


Monday, May 21, 2007

Meezer Monday

Daddy Leigh, the furlessbrotherwhodoesn'tliveathomeanymore, with Molly Mew, one of the Meezer twins.

Bonnie Big Eyes, the other Meezer twin.

Sunday, May 20, 2007


Daddy went downstairs at 4:30 this morning and let me out of the bedroom. Right away I started howling for Patches. She wouldn't show her face, so I got up on the window sill where Daddy left his glass of water, and knocked it over. I can't help it if it broked. It must not have been made furry good to get broked so easy, like that. I know Momma wants a new set of glasses anyway, so I am just helping her out. Then I got blamed for the vase.....but it fell over all by itself, honest. I don't know how my favorite ball that KC and Missy sent me with some special nips got behind it. I just don't know. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

~Precious Flower!

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Meeting Mistrie Again

Grr, Midnight and Cocoa asked me to smell Mistrie real good, the next time I got a chance, so I can tell them what the Out smells like. So I did, and it smells like, pine, grass, fresh air, sunshine, wild flowers, and smoke (Daddy has been burning branches and leaves) It is a most powerful smell, Momma calls it kitty par fum.... She says we all have our own kitty smell and she says it is alicious.

I am showing her I am the boss of the Inside Girls. Pretty impressive, don't you think?

~Precious Flower~

Friday, May 18, 2007

Flower Friday

Momma changed our profile picher to show the Big Piney Woods Pond. There are 47 ducks, geese and turkeys being fed corn by Momma and Daddy now.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Mistrie Likes Me!

Momma opened the door when she saw Mistrie looking in. She saw me, and came a step inside, purring, then gave me a nice kiss......but.....then she headbutted me!!. It scairt me so bad I jumped back and flattened my ears, then I gave her the paw. She is a bit intimidating; she smells of outside smells and isn't shy in the least. (Except around the furless ones.) She likes me, that I know for sure. Patches sits on her throne under the dining room table and snoopervises and keeps a green eye on me, just in case. She is my big sisfur, after all. Momma put flea stuff on Mistrie, because she said she didn't want any of those nasty buggers jumping onto me.

~Precious Flower~

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Patches & Mittens Were Tagged

We have been tagged multiple times.... by our bestest furriends, Miles and Sammy, and Chen and Olie; also Abby tagged Patches and Edsel tagged Mittens! Mistrie and Precious already gotted tagged, so me and Mittens are each going to do ours. So here goes.

Patches Lady

1. My Daddy named me Patches and I am Daddy's girl.
2. I have a ritual at night. I always jump over Daddy and then snuggle down next to him.
3. I am the friendliest of the Big Piney Woods Cats and always welcome people.
4. I love raw and cooked people meat and know immediately when Momma starts supper. She always gives me tastes.
5. I love round soft balls, they are my favorite toy.
6. Momma picks me up and stretches me and sings "Wonder Woman" which I really hate! When she puts me down, I run over to my scratching post and really tear it up.
7. I am an alarm clock and never let anyone sleep past 5:00 AM.

Mittens Pollypaws

1. My Momma named me Mittens and I am Momma's girl.
2. I have extra toes on all four pawsies, hence the middle name Pollypaws.
3. I growl a lot when I don't like something.
4. I am on a special diet of Eukanuba low residue because I have a touchy tummy.
5. I stay upstairs all the time now, except at night when it is dark and quiet, then I go downstairs.
6. I have a loud purr and walrus whiskers.
7. I cuddle up to Momma every night and make biscuits.

We know everyone has probably been tagged, but if you haven't go ahead and play.Here are the rules. Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their own blog about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your blog!

Monday, May 14, 2007

Precious Flower Was Tagged

I have been tagged by my best boyfurriend cat, Beezie. Here is my list:

1. Momma found me in the woods with my two kittens when I was 8 months old, yes I am Momma's girl.
2. I have to wear soft paws cuz I love to shred things.
3. I chase Patches all the time and we play-box. I have boundless energies.
4. I always hop through the railings instead of using the steps. When I go upstairs I climb on the back of Daddy's chair and go through the railing that way, run fast up the steps and then jump through the railing.
5. When I see something that is out of place, I jump straight up in the air.
6. I have my own bedroom, where I stay at night as I can be naughty when the furless ones are trying to sleep.
7. My eyes show up gold on a lot of the pictures, but they are really green.

We know everyone has probably been tagged, but if you haven't go ahead and play.Here are the rules. Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their own blog about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your blog!

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Happy Mother's Day

From all of us here in the Big Piney Woods!

Note from CalicoMom Toni: As many of you know, since Mittens' tummy problems back in Oct, she has remained upstairs. Suddenly, last night, she appeared, downstairs. She went into the dining room and sat for a short time, then went back upstairs. Later, around 3:00 in the morning, she got on the bed where she usually snuggles by me, made biscuits and then started bunny kicking the covers! What a wonderful Mother's Day present from her!

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Mistrie Rose Was Tagged

Mistrie Rose was tagged by China, and she asked me to type the following answers for her:

1. I am, and always will remain, outside. I love it and have no desire to come in, although I love seeing the other girls through the screen.

2. I came three years ago and hid out in the woodshed. Daddy told Momma about me and she started feeding me.

3. I play with the fairies here in the Big Piney Woods.

4. I got my name because Momma says I am a mystery and my nose is a dusty rose color.

5. I have five beds (four in the winter.) Two blankets up in the wood shed, one on either end; a nice big bed Daddy made for me that is completely enclosed and insulated; a smaller bed Momma made for me that is insulated and is in Hemlock Haven and a bed on the deck in the nice weather, so I can look inside or turn around and look at the pond.

6. I bring Momma micey presents.

7. I am a torbie girl who has been spayed. I love to purr and headbutt and even give love nips.

~Mistrie Rose~
(As told to Patches)

I know everyone has probably been tagged, but if you haven't go ahead and play.
Here are the rules. Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their own blog about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your blog!

Friday, May 11, 2007

Flower Friday

Bleeding Hearts

Momma is starting something new on our blog. It is going to be called Flower Friday. Maybe others would like to join in. She says she has lots of pretties to share.

We have all been tagged for the meme. Momma is helping us, and we will be posting them, starting tomorrows.

~Patches Lady~

Thursday, May 10, 2007


Momma went to town and bought almost $200 worth of bedding plants. Daddy went fishing.....that will teach him not to leave her alone! Now she is going to go out and play in the dirt. I bet she will have a surprise when she finds out what Mistrie left her in the flower bed. She is looking real innocent, but I saw her, out the window, yup I did.

~Patches Lady~

Monday, May 07, 2007

Little Piggly Wiggly

Momma says my tail is "funny." She says it bends and curls like a little piglet tail. Usually I have it folded in half, here I am trying real hard to straighten it out like my mentors, Patches and Mittens do their tails, with just a little curl on the end.

~Precious Flower~

Sunday, May 06, 2007


This morning it was disgustingly late (4:35 AM) and the Furless Ones had been napping for hours. It was way past feeding time. (Momma has to put my food up in the night, so Mittens doesn't sneak downstairs and eat any.) Momma had her hand hanging off the side of the bed, so I licked it and she just put it under the covers, then I licked Daddy's eyebrow. I went downstairs and did my famous "get up" yowl! For five minutes I did this, finally I went back upstairs, thinking they were surely dead! Momma came around at 5:30 and fed us, by this time I was a complete rack of bones!! I was so emancipated my face was hollow and I felt weak and shaky. See how hollow my cheeks are.....

~Patches Lady~

Saturday, May 05, 2007

A Purr For Momma

Momma: Mittens, do you have a purr for me? I bet you do, even if it is hidden deep inside.

Mittens: Yes, Momma, I always have a purr for you. Sometimes it takes a while to bring it up, it get buried kind of deep in my purr region, especially if I am not feeling too good.

Momma: Mittens, you have such a special place in my heart.

They say cats purr, even when they are very sick. I guess I tend to disagree, in Mittens' case anyway. If she doesn't purr for me, I know she is sick, otherwise, she sings me a great song. It starts deep inside her, growing with each breath, resounding with love.

Flowers From Beezie

After reading your comments, I decided not to pierce my ears.

When we went on our walk, Beezie picked some wild violets and made a lovely ring of flowers to put in my furs. He says he likes that better than earrings. What do you think? I think I agree.

~Precious Flower~

Thursday, May 03, 2007


I want to get my ears pierced. I think purple studs would look nice, they would go with the purple softpaws Momma is going to order for me for next time, but she says NO and tells me not to be sassy about it. Just wait until I am two, if she thinks I am sassy now. . I think I will ask Derby the Sassy Cat to give me sassy lessons.......

~Precious Flower~

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

A Fun Time

On Sunday English Daisy, Scooby, Shaggy, Scout, Beezie, Daisy, Edsel, Tara, Eric, Flynn, Beau Beau, Angie, Lux, Zippy, Speedy, Sadie, Rascal, Suzanne, Casper, and Princess Mia came over for a pick-nick and fairy watching party. Efurrycat had fun watching the new baby geese (6 in all) and all the ducks and turkeys. They even saw some vishus deer! The highlight was the fairy watching, as they came out and danced and played with Mistrie. Beezie furnished salmon and English Daisy brought "speshil toona flakes in jooce!" It was powerful good.

I had to be a tad naughty and followed Beezie and Precious, at a distance. They were really cute, all purring and holding paws. Beezie is quite the gentlecat; kissing her on the forehead once and they nose nuzzled a couple of times. They didn't see me because I was all stealth and quiet.

~Patches Lady~