Bonnie Big Eyes
Princess and Molly having a chat.
I was napping on my perch in my bedroom, with my tummy showing when Momma put her nose in my furs. Then she said the most dreadful thing (I hope Beezie doesn't see this.) She told me she needs to get me some BABY wipes. She said I smelled like..........oh, this is so barrassing.......pee!!!!Here is the definition of schmooze and an explanation of the award:
"As it goes, schmoozing is the natural ability 'to converse casually, especially in order to gain an advantage or make a social connection.' Good schmoozers effortlessly weave their way in and out of the blogosphere, leaving friendly trails and smiles, happily making new friends along the way. They don’t limit their visits to only the rich and successful, but spend some time to say hello to new blogs as well. They are the ones who engage others in meaningful conversations, refusing to let it end at a mere hello - all the while fostering a sense of closeness and friendship.
~The Big Piney Woods Cats~

Mistrie and Gree waiting for Patches to wake up.
(She is inside, on the chair.)
The had lots of fun whispering secrets in Hemlock Haven. When it cooled off, they went in search of fairies. They found a bunch, but they were all sleeping, too hot, I guess. Momma had lots of cool water for them to drink and even gave them nip. They sure got silly!!
~Mittens Pollypaws~
Sometimes Momma forgets to shut the closet door tight. I am always listening, I know when she goes in there for something, and I know if the door shuts tight or not. If it doesn't, I wait for an opportune time, saunter around, sniffing the floor, looking innocent. Then I will sit down and pretend I am thinking; all this, to throw her off. Yesterday, Daddy went in to get the card table. Precious ran over and told me the door was ajar. We hurried in, doing the best snoop we could. Then the little Squirt got caught when she tried to sneak out. Momma immediately closed the door, shutting me in!!! (I kind of felt like Jodie Foster in the movie "Panic Room.") I cried and cried. I heard Momma say she could swear she heard a kitty crying, far away. One way or the other, I was in truble. She finally figured it out and rescued me. By that time, I was famished and in a crabilated mood. Momma says that closet is off limits cuz the water pump is in there and some electric stuff she doesn't want us kitties messin wif. Well, sorry, too late. There is nothing good in there, anyway. And that, dear kitties, is the story of our day.
Momma and Daddy have been gone a lot in the metal monster with the house on the back of it. I get real lonesome for them, although Diane comes ofur lots; I wasn't too friendly. Last night I efun let Daddy pet me! The first time efur, and I purred and headbutted him and he was furry pleased.
Yes, I am agusted. Momma and Daddy lefted us agin to go camping in the house that fits on the truck, until Friday, so I can't post until Saturday. They just got back frum camping! The only bright side is that my best new furless furriend, Diane, is coming ofur on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday to talk with ME. She usually comes ofur more than she has to, cuz she luves ME!!!! Sometimes I pretend to ignore her, like I do Momma and Daddy, just cuz I am agusted.
I think the reason the grass is wet in the morningtime is because the fairies are sweating, as it has been above unbelievable hot in the Big Piney Woods. The trees are all crackling and dry and sigh in the wind. The dust kicks up on the road and the birds are coughing and hacking. Momma's fowlers are wilty and sad looking. I go into Hemlock Haven (behind me) or under the deck to keep cool.
See how sweet I am? Momma says I am naughtiness personified, whatever that means. She was trying to nap; me on one side, Mittens on the other. Mittens was being a Miss Goody Fourpaws, of course. Me, on the other hand, well, I had to make a ton of biscuits, then bite her watch. I pretended to go to sleep and then attacked the sequins on her shert. Then I bited her rings and got a tiny piece of skin. Then I had to groom, make more biscuits and dig under her butt to see what was under there. She finally got up and said she was going to forget napping. Time for me to really go to sleep now.
The Meezer Daddy, Leigh, builded this. He made up the plan in his head! The bucket pours real water out and speshul lights come on. There are little gnome guys inside and a treasure chest. (you can't see them.) Daddy put monies in the well and made a wish. If they would let me do it, I could use a penny of my savings (I have 3 cents now) and wish for more Temptations.
Daddy is feeding corns to lots of geese, ducks and turkeys over on that green spot across the pond. Momma says it is hard to walk and avoid the poops; it gets to be a feeding frenzy. We love to watch. Mistrie sits on the bench, she has a ringside seat.
~Patches~
Momma had to move all her pots to the back deck, away from the vishus deer. They have been munching down on her Pet Tunias. She has ordered some vushus deer repellent. (Don't let the innocent look fool you.)
~Patches Lady~
Upper Pack River, at our campsite.

Part of The Seven Sisters (we can see these from The Big Piney Woods)
~Patches and Precious~
STOP PRESS NEWS ..... she just came back about half an hour ago (almost exactly 24 hours since we last saw her). Slow, nervous, hesitant, wary, Stephen says she's walking stiffly - scared if we put our hands to her too fast, BUT she let us stroke her! And she ate. It's nearly 40 hours since she ate, so that was good - she's very subdued BUT SHE CAME. I couldn't tell in the dark if she has any injuries, although I tried to feel all over and she didn't flinch. It's very wet and a nasty night, so I don't know where she will go, but we are going to leave the porch light on all night in the hopes it might make her feel safe enough to stay here.