"DEAREST RESPECTFUL ONE,I know my message will come to you as a surprise. Don't worry I was totally convinced to write you in reference of cash money and 300 kilos of gold, i want you to help me receive it and to help me investment in your country. i promise you that your% is sure for your ssistance,I will wait to hear from you so that i will give you more details on how we can get this done with out any delay.Have a nice day.Thank yours sincery,David, "
I know it is legitimate because he called me respectful one (which I am, except maybe to Squirt, who doesn't deserve it.) I am waiting until Momma leaves the room before I answer. She gets all crabilated about this sort of thing. She doesn't understand what a windfall this could be. I guess word is out about my financial expertise.
18 comments:
Maybe you should write back and say you would prefer 300 kilos of nip, then we could all come over for a huge nip party.
I think Eric and Flynn are right!
Finally! You are getting the respect you deserve as an expert financial counselor.
Eric and Flynn are right, imagine 300 kilos of nip WOO HOO!
Let us know as soon as the nip arrives and we'll come right over! Woo Hoo!
wow, we will be over when the nip arrives.
hi to our best furriends
Or buy how ever many kilos of nip that the gold will buy! Party time.
Holy mackerel, Patches, you are so lucky!! My mom screens all my mail. ::scowl::
Patches, don't fall victim to that person. We don't think he really respects you. We have hear that that is a scam and that he really wants to steal all of your nip.
Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade
OOOO think of all the neat stuff you could buy!!!
Wow! Dearest respectful one! Well, you're invited over on Saturday! Here's the invitation!
Mommy sez dat dem kinda emails is called scams...she sez dat bad David person (and it's prolly not even his real name) just wants to steal all of yoor nip and toys and to not even bother answering him. We say take all his gold and run away!
My Mommy gets those e-mails. She says that most of them are phony. That man David probably just wants to steal your nip and toys.Don't let him.PS How is your mommy feeling?
You could strike it rich, Patches!
Wow...that's alot of gold.I winder what "ssistance" is, though...
just don't give him your toys or share your nip!
And good thoughts to your mama for her eyes. Member, my mama says it's not too scary at all. The eye drops are what was no fun....
brandi (not Mystery)
Wow. You are getting a windfall. It's so nice to be respected. Are you having a party when your ship lands?
Hmmm, how interesting. "Cash money" and 300 kilos of gold? Wow, that is a windfall.
But what does "your% is sure for your ssistance" mean? Oh, he means you get a percentage if you sisst him.
At least he is well-intentioned and signs it "sincery".
You will have to keep us posted on this, Patches. Let us know when the party and celebration is.
Love & Purrs,
Faith Boomerang
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