Here is a copy of the letter I sent to Mr. Koone................
Dear David Konne:
After much thought, and comments from my true furriends, I have decided, rather than gold, I would like 300 kilos of nip, primo, please.
Also, I can't, at this time, send you any green papers but I do have a ton of Monopoly monies that I am sending. I will need your correct address. The last address you gave me must have had an error in it, it came back undeliverable, address unknow.
Patches you are a wise investor!
Wowie! Patches, you are a very shrewd negotiator!
That woz a very wize reply. I hope you get the nep very soon, in time for the hollydays.
oh deere, my typy paws went a bit rong, I ment nip, not nep.
That is a very wise move. Let us know when the nip arrives.
Good move Patches.
hi to our bestest furriends!!!
we hopes that you gets the nip!!!
Make sure he sends you the nip first!
An make sure it is good nip, too!
My beautiful Patches,
Please don't worry about the furs on your tum tum. You are lovely to me always! And you know what, I have a spot on my tum where there aren't many furs. So we are the purrfect match!
Much love to you, Milady, and many, many whisker kisses.
Love and rumbly purrs from Your Brainball.
Hahaha, I think he has met his matches in Patches! Well written little lady:) xxx
Thank you for coming to mine party! You guys made it purrfect!
You are very smart, Patches. I hope you get your nip soon.
That was a grrreat reply, Patches. You can be mine FFC.
Mine holdings include almost ten cents, half a genuwine US postage stamp, some whirlybird string (it's digestible), and Quincy fevvers. What would yous advise?
Love & Purrs,
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