Momma said, maybe I could be good, so she left me out in the house, last night, instead of going in my bedroom. I started out good; I stayed on the floor, then got on the bed and I snuggled on Daddy's legs, for a long time. Then, I saw a blanket monster, and had to kill it, so it didn't get Momma and chew her tosies, cuz it was right by her feet. She sat up and told me, I was inches away from going downstairs. I moved closer to Patches, who was on the edge of the bed taking her nightly bath. I inched closer and closer and then made myself real long, pushed my tosies out forward as far as they would go, until they were almost touching her. She sat up and batted at me.......well, for sure, she wanted to box, so we started a match. Momma said, "that does it," and whisked me to solitary.
Well, I slept better, not having Patches around to watch, or having to protect them from monsters. I guess Patches must protect them, as they have all their tosies.
Wow, we would be exhausted if we hadda protect mom from blanket monsters. Good thing yoo haf yoor own bedroom to retire to so yoo can get some rest.
I used to get in trouble for that too but now I just go to sleep and don't worry about the blanket monsters!
my new trick is to get between mommy's legs and then pull the covers down off her so that she gets cold. - Miles
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I just ignore the blanket monsters. But I do like to stretch out full length and cross my paws!
You're looking well, Precious!
I have to go to solitary in the basement Precious. My favorite things to do in the night is knock stuff into mom & dads bedroom sink - stuff makes great clinky noises in the night. Then I have to sit & bat stuff off the dresser. And if Scooby is around I have to taunt him until he runs & yowls and a catfight ensues.
Poor, poor Precious. What things a kitty needs to do sleep in their private suite. :)
I am very good at nabbing blanket monsters! Maybe we could start a business together.
We get to sleep on The Big Thing (well, nex to him, usually). We love the warmed waterybed so much he jus cant put us away from it. But aktually we would want to sleep nex to him efen if it wasnt warmed.
I protect mum, but mostly we sleep. I haven't seen any monsters here, ever.
Blanket monsters...is that why Boo always does the monster mashers on Momma efurry night. She's gettin rid of those nasty monsters...
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