
Derby suggested writing new words to a song that is already written. Here is mine, sung to Home On The Range.
Home In The Pines
Oh give me a house, where I can play with a mouse
Where the sun shines in windows, sublime
Where seldom is heard; the no, no, no word
Stinky goodness is served all the time.
Chorus:
Home, home in the pines
Where the sun continually shines
Where seldom is heard; the no, no, no word
Stinky goodness is served all the time.
Oh give me a tree, so that me and Derby
Can climb to the ceiling, so high
Where seldom is heard; the no, no, no word
Stinky goodness is served all the time.
Chorus:
Home, home in the pines
Where the sun continually shines
Where seldom is heard; the no, no no word
Stinky goodness is served all the time.
Patches Lady
Composed (sort of) 7/25/06