I have gotten quite a few enquiries about investing. I have done further research and now have more places you can invest, beside the pork bellies (they can be turned into ham.)
1. MF... (Mutual Felines; same as Mutual Funds, for the Furless ones)
2. Cat's R Us... (a chain of cat toy stores, planning on being built, if they get enough investors)
3. A company called Recycled Cat Litter... (not for those with sensitive stomachs)
4. CD 's...(Cat Deposits; not having anything to do with the above company)
5. 401C's... (like 401K's only for us felines; a safe return for your investment)
6. Bottled Mountain Fresh Cat Water... (this is a product I am thinking of selling; I mean how expensive is it to turn the faucet on? Momma has some old milk jugs that don't smell too bad, I can probably use.)
7. Savings... (not high interest, but you can always get to it for those important items you need to purchase, like nip, stinky goodness, new toys, etc)
Scooby, Shaggy and Scout have 80 cents to invest. Let us know which of the above you want. Also, all the other cats who have expressed interest, let us hear from you. (For example, Cocoa has 1500 dimes he can get his paws on, Edsel has access to laundered money totaling $8.00)
22 comments:
I would like to invest my 27 cents in the Cats R Us investment. I know Miles wants me to stick with pork bellies, but he can just get his own money to invest. I finded my 27 cents on the bafroom counter fair and square. - Sammy
Mittens - Mommy says yes you can teleport ofurr to help wif Trixie. She is furry furry unsteady on her feets today and keeps falling ofurr. We would appreciate the help. Fank you! - Miles
i like your new title very much, you sound very professional
Wow, investment advisors...Im impressed. I must see what kind of coin I can scratch up when Meowmie is napping, perhaps an 'accident' concerning one rotund china pig is on the way??? Will get back to you.
Headbonks, The Mitz
Me an Spot mite be able to get some monies fur you.
OK...I found a quarter and 4 pennies. I think I'd like to invest in the 401 C since I'm a young cat and need to think about my retirment.
We are not surprised in the least that Edsel & prolly his gun moll too are into money laundering..........
We think the Cat Deposits sound pretty good for a return on the incestment. As cats WE are always making deposits here & there. We'll just put it in one place now & watch the pile grow!
Scuse Us.....That should be "investment", not "incestment" above. Gotta make that perfectly clear!
I'm still workin on gettin that little red bag of money the boy left in the bafroom. It jingles quite nicely.
Patches, I LURVE your new signature! Furry purrfessional.
I believe I have $10.00 from my payperpost. I am thinking some nice conservative CD's and MF's.. perhaps half and half?
Patches Lady, perhaps when I appoint a new economy department you could take part?
Wow I know where Momma puts her the coins she finds in the water machine dat cleans all those finks they wear. She calls it her bunnymoney cuz the "bank" is in the shape of a bunny. I finks there is about .94 cents in there. I would like to inbest...in Cats R US...sounds like a fun place!
*ABBY*
We likes your new sig-ner-chur too. Furry good Patches Lady.
Oh! Someone should tell Wm. He has quite a little nest egg saved.
the dimes aren't 'xactly mine, but they's jus sittin there...does ya fink it's wrong ta take 'em? an i bet the Lady would 'preciate if i vested 'em fur her. hey - maybe we start a nip farm?
Cocoa
Patches, you are such an entrepurrneur!
Patches,
I raided mum's penny jar. I have $1.30 USD(that's US Dollars) to invest. Mum has taught me to be precise with my currency stuff. Lots of countries use the $ sign for their monies.
Plus if we go international I also have raided mum's leftover travel money.
So I also have 37 Mexican Pesos.
Also 7.25 British Pound Sterling.
I would have to ask mum what these are worth in US money. But then she would know I have been checking this stuff out.
Could you check out some international investment choices? Thanks.
Mittens, thank you for coming and taking such good care of my Princess. She really appreciated having you here. The boys enjoyed your visit to and are thankful that you spent time with their sisfur. - Meezers Mom Mary
Patches Lady, I am impressed with all your research. Obviously you are more than just a pretty face.
Wow! Goldman Sachs should hire you! The GK is a noted spendthrift I am sorry to say. Maybe you could talk to him about savings?
We think Cats R Us is the one for us. *looks at Domino* Orrrr should we be thinking about our retirement instead of playpurrties? Hmmmmmmm. Decisions. Decisions.
Ok, we'll have to take a paw count and get back to ya on that one.
I think between the 15 of us, and having Lexington give everyone the puss-in-boots look, we now have managed to scrounge up a grand total of $8.18
Purrs - Your friends over @ the Kitty Cats Corner
I HAVE $6.52!!!!
Oooh yeah.... Investmentalize me!
$8.00 in laundered money? Sounds like it shrunk in the wash! :)
yuki has been stealing, i mean saving money for years. we counts it an we has $7.49. we wants to invests in one of yurs ideas.
yuki & kimiko
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