The Big Piney Woods Cats

Friday, August 18, 2006

Some Guy Named Bill

Momma is mad at some guy named Bill, again. She even said some bad words. She said things were going just fine until she installed some Windows Security Updates; so she sits in front of her computer and scowls. She said it is supposed to make things better, now she may have to roll back. I can show her how to roll on her back, because, I don't think I have ever seen her do that before. She needs help in other areas too, like bathing and meditating. She doesn't nap enough either, even she says that. So, I am off to help Momma do a roll on her back.

Patches Lady

Posted by One Of The Girls at 6:34 AM


  • Blogger The Meezers posted at 6:46 AM  
    Patches, you are so cute! good luck teaching your mom to roll on her back - 'parently we cannot teach our mommy anyfing. I may has to come out there for a little while. - Sammy

    Hi my bestest furriend Mittens - Trixie
  • Anonymous Daisy posted at 7:05 AM  
    Oh Patches, you are doing the rolling on the back extremely well - I think you will be able to teach your mum everything you know.
  • Blogger Latte posted at 7:32 AM  
    You make some very good obeservations! People don't nap enough and maybe that is why they get cranky? You are very good at this "roll back" maybe you should just offer to do it for her?
  • Blogger Gemini posted at 8:37 AM  
    Momma laughs whenever someone is mad at Bill 'cause she has a mac. The almost-dad works for him and swears by him and so when things go wrong the Amost-Dad's computer, Momma laughs.
  • Blogger Scooby, Shaggy & Scout posted at 8:48 AM  
    Our mom has a mac too and it sits on her lap. She always complains that we aren't lap kitties but how can we be with that thing always there???
    We think some lessons on "Be Like The Cat" are in order for her. You'll be a good teacher!
  • Blogger Victor Tabbycat posted at 10:13 AM  
    Yur a good helper, Patches! An such a nice fluffy tummy. I think yur onto sumfing there bout the beans. More naps, better meditation, and fewer bills would make fur better beans, as long as they don't nap right thru kitty dinnertime!

    Oh, I bet you can also show her how to play wif a mouse properly.
  • Blogger Buzzerbee & meep posted at 11:30 AM  
    You ladies could probably start teaching a self-improvement class for peoples! Just think how much happier & healthier they would be if they followed your advice!
  • Blogger Cecilia posted at 2:10 PM  
    Yes, many beans get angy at this Bill person. Luckely you kitties don't have to worry about him.
    Bubbles says he does not care whether it is Bill or Mac, but he hates the FlatCat (laptop) that always takes his space on Mommy's lap.
  • Blogger Grr, Midnight & Cocoa posted at 3:51 PM  
    our Lady was just complainin 'bout a buncha guys named Bill cause apparently they sended her stuff in the mail wif lotta numbers on it.
  • Blogger Lone Star Purrs posted at 7:39 PM  
    You're doin' a fine job showin' your mom how to "roll back". We gots to go show our Momma how to do that too!
  • Blogger Hot(M)BC posted at 8:18 PM  
    That's a good lesson for your Mom. Maybe you can teach our Mom too. She hollers bout that Bill guy too. If I ever see him I'm gonna put the bite on him.

    ~~ Boni

    Gree says hi to Mistrie and sends purrs.
  • Blogger momsbusy posted at 6:17 AM  
    hi patches an mittens! fanks for visitin ars bloggie. we tinks u gots somethin there wifs teachin the beans. ars mommy gots mad a some guy named mac-af-ee after she gots a new fur-shun. she hads to roll on hers back too. hopes yur mommy learns how to relax betters.

    yuki & kimiko
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