Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Way Too Cold

Patches: Momma, it is way to cold, just look at the the temperature thing.
Mom: Yes, spring took a LOA.
Patches: What is a LOA; Lack of Ambition?
Mom: No, silly, leave of absence; it will be back.
Patches: Momma, you said the temperature thing is wrong.
Mom: Yes, you have to subtract five degrees.
Patches: That makes it almost WINTER!
Mom: It doesn't matter, you aren't going out anyway.
Patches: But, Momma....
Mom: You need to practice for the olympics.
Patches: Momma?
Mom: Yes, now what is it?
Patches: Your nasty urchins aren't even growing. Look at them. The only thing that is growing is weeds and the grass.
Mom: Be patient, later this summer I will show you; they will have pretty orange flowers.
Patches: I still think those nasty urchins look pretty sad.


The Meezers said...

it's 'apposed to be 94 degrees here today! I hopes that Harper and Ramona and Brendan don't get overheated coming wif the torch.

It was that cold here last week, and now it's really hot, so spring should come back to you. The cold air blowy thingie broked over the weekend!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

We like Lack of Ambition as the excuse. Thats more of what your reluctant spring sounds like! We were hot, hot, hot this weekend. Nearly 100! Wish we could have put a drain on it and sent some over to you in Ideeho. Nasty-Urchins!!!! Heh, heh. Love it!!! -shaggy

Gemini said...

It was rainy here this weekend but I think it was warmer than earlier this week. Momma said we probably get the weather a few days afore you (I'm not sure how *that* works) so probably it will start to not be so cold, although it rained most of the weekend. It's nice and sunny today.

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

We had over 90F + high humidity here in Milwaukee. Much too hot for this time of year. Now the storms have moved in and we're happy to be inside in the A/C.

Zeus said...

We're purrsonally getting tired of the rain and the humidity here in Houston. We can feel it through the windowpanes, and we don't like it one bit. The human pet says that this is when mosquitos go nutso, and we believe her since she has the red spots all over her legs. Icky!

Chatham said...

It's 97 degrees here in Pennsylvania. Good thing we have AC!

Derby said...

Our hot weather has gone away. It is supposed to be more normal tomorrow. We is getting rain right now. I can just lay near the window and watch and listen to the rain drops.

Butterscotch said...

Wow 60 is nice. It was in the mid 60s today. I was 80 something yesterday and too hot for us.

Lone Star Purrs said...

Our spring is LOA too.
Do y'all have Scrappy's blog address? I would like to "meet" him/her afore they arrive wif the torch.

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