The Big Piney Woods Cats

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Present For Dad

PATCHES!!!!

Yes, Momma, what is it?" I asked in my softest voice. I could tell she was upset by the crackly tone in her voice; it was too high and spikey.

"What is this," she asked............. no, she demanded to know. Her arms were crossed and she was pointing at my "statement" with her toe.

"Mittens did it," I whispered as I felt my tail growing.



"Patches, I KNOW you did it, you have done it before, two other times to be exact. When Daddy goes fishing and stays overnight. Don't give me that innocent look."

"Max told me to do it," I explained, as I felt my tail move on it's own.

"Dont blame Max," she almost shouted at me."

"Maybe Mistrie got in and did it," I said, a little louder. I could feel my tail growing longer.

She just looked at me, shook her head, and got a paper towel.

Oh, well, I always wanted a long tail, like Buddah.

Patches Lady


Posted by One Of The Girls at 6:58 AM

12 Comments

  • Blogger William posted at 6:33 AM  
    [Ooops]
  • Blogger The Meezers posted at 6:41 AM  
    uh oh. Trixie does the same fing sometimes. but she's old, so mommy doesn't get too mad. - Sammy

    Hi Mittens my bestest furriend!
    Patches, don't feel bad, you loves your daddy and you don't like it when he's not there. it's what cats do. - Trixie
  • Blogger Chatham posted at 8:45 AM  
    oops!

    Cat Couch let me walk around the backyard this morning. Now she says she's waiting for me to leave something on the floor.

    WELL ... who was it that let me eat grass, anyhow?
  • Blogger George, Tipper, Max & Misty posted at 10:07 AM  
    Oh Patches...this happens to all of us from time to time. But, it's best to tell the truth, especially when confronted with the evidence.

    George
  • Blogger jenianddean posted at 2:34 PM  
    Best to purr than to lie ... the results are always better.
    --Jasper
  • Blogger Ayla posted at 3:30 PM  
    Why deny? They are there to clean up after us anyways, aren't they?
  • Blogger Brother Salem posted at 6:24 PM  
    heh heh, Chatham left a green grassy mess on the floor!!
  • Blogger Bonnie Underfoot posted at 8:00 PM  
    Heh, heh, heh. Good one Patches! Way to "express" yourself.
  • Blogger Victor Tabbycat posted at 8:03 PM  
    Oh dear, does this mean Buddah's a liar? I thought Max was the one we couldn't always believe. I'm furry confused now.
  • Blogger Victor Tabbycat posted at 10:33 PM  
    Hey, the Catolympic party was fun, not lame! We was just tired and happy.
  • Blogger Beau Beau & Angie posted at 3:55 AM  
    Was it like a sculpture???
  • Blogger Les Trois Chats posted at 9:29 PM  
    Well, Buddah does have quite a lovely, long tail... but that seems like a hard way to get one like it, Patches!
    ~ turtle
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