Thursday, June 29, 2006

Present For Dad


Yes, Momma, what is it?" I asked in my softest voice. I could tell she was upset by the crackly tone in her voice; it was too high and spikey.

"What is this," she asked............. no, she demanded to know. Her arms were crossed and she was pointing at my "statement" with her toe.

"Mittens did it," I whispered as I felt my tail growing.

"Patches, I KNOW you did it, you have done it before, two other times to be exact. When Daddy goes fishing and stays overnight. Don't give me that innocent look."

"Max told me to do it," I explained, as I felt my tail move on it's own.

"Dont blame Max," she almost shouted at me."

"Maybe Mistrie got in and did it," I said, a little louder. I could feel my tail growing longer.

She just looked at me, shook her head, and got a paper towel.

Oh, well, I always wanted a long tail, like Buddah.

Patches Lady


William said...


The Meezers said...

uh oh. Trixie does the same fing sometimes. but she's old, so mommy doesn't get too mad. - Sammy

Hi Mittens my bestest furriend!
Patches, don't feel bad, you loves your daddy and you don't like it when he's not there. it's what cats do. - Trixie

Chatham said...


Cat Couch let me walk around the backyard this morning. Now she says she's waiting for me to leave something on the floor.

WELL ... who was it that let me eat grass, anyhow?

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Oh Patches...this happens to all of us from time to time. But, it's best to tell the truth, especially when confronted with the evidence.


jenianddean said...

Best to purr than to lie ... the results are always better.

Ayla said...

Why deny? They are there to clean up after us anyways, aren't they?

Brother Salem said...

heh heh, Chatham left a green grassy mess on the floor!!

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Heh, heh, heh. Good one Patches! Way to "express" yourself.

Victor Tabbycat said...

Oh dear, does this mean Buddah's a liar? I thought Max was the one we couldn't always believe. I'm furry confused now.

Victor Tabbycat said...

Hey, the Catolympic party was fun, not lame! We was just tired and happy.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Was it like a sculpture???

Anonymous said...

Well, Buddah does have quite a lovely, long tail... but that seems like a hard way to get one like it, Patches!
~ turtle