Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Var-eye-it-tea

Patches: Momma, I am tired of the same old dry food day after day. Since the recall, we don't efun get our stinky goodness. How would you like to have to eat the same thing, day in and day out? Momma, are you listening to me? Listen to my tummy rumble. It is asking for var-eye-it-tea.

Momma: I have three different kinds of food out, Patches. The Iams I bought made you turn up your nose. And..... that rumble was thunder.



15 comments:

Derby said...

Oh Patches! Thinking that the thunder boomies was your tummie.

You look healthy to me, so your mum must be feeding you right!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Thunder?? WHERE???!!!

I think you look lovely there. But keep up those looks, they always work on the Woman for me!

Chase

Daisy said...

I don't blame you for confusing the thunder with your tummy grumbling! They sound very similar.

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Patches, you need to work on your starving kitty routine. Flopping over on your side faint with hunger usually works with my beans. Especially if you do it on a lap during a Red Sox game!
You're a beautiful calico girl, though!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

When you flop over in the hunger ploy, try to suck in your sides too!

Shilgiah the Cat said...

Your mom sounds like she is trying to do what's best for you. Our mom changed us to Evo by Innova. It's crunchy food but we like it a lot.

dino, egypt, & the kits said...

Poor baby Patches ... so hungry. We can hear your tummy rumble all the way here in Kitty Colorado. Come over for some stinky goodness.

Victor Tabbycat said...

Oh, poor Patches! Moms just don't unnerstand sumtimes, do they. If you come bisit, I'll open the cupboard an we can feast on Temptations, Greenies, fishy flakes, an... an... oh, rats! There's sumfing blockin the cupboard.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh, yoo poor starfing baby. We'll send yoo our Wellness crap, we don't like it.

Parker said...

Awwww, you poor starving thing! Nothing but fur and bones, we can all see how starved you are!

William said...

I'm pretty sure that rumble WAS your tummy. Try to keep your strength up, despite the puny menu!

The Meezers said...

yep, the rumble was your tummy Patches. your mommy needs to get you more variety of foods.

Zoey and the furballs (the Zoo Crew) said...

Variety is very important. We're sorry that your mommy doesn't understand that.

Lux said...

Make your stand, Patches! I will not watch one of my friends waste away to nothing!

Suzanne said...

you're a beautiful kitty, patches! the flopping on your side from hunger and faintness is sure to work.

i think you should hold out for roasted chicken...fed from your mom's plate!

love
--suz