Furst of all, overwhelming consensus said to "free Mistrie," so she is exonerated of all charges. The Zoo made the following in our comments, which made the final assision: "If the fur doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
Victor Tabbycat tagged us in another meme called True Confeshuns. Here is our list.
1. I start waking Momma and Daddy up at 5:00 AM. I have had enough sleep, so they should have too.
2. I tease Mittens and make her growl.
3. I nefur cover when I use the litterbox.
1. Momma says I am a good girl and I am not naughty, I do growl, though, when I am unhappy.
2. Sometimes I poop on the bed when my tummy hurts bad. I just do it so Momma knows I am sick.
3. I don't like my back feet touched and get angry when Momma tosies me.
1. I love to stalk Patches and bat her in the head and swing at her tail.
2. I like to sharpen my nails on the furniture, hence soft paws and nail clippers are used.
3. I howl when I want something.
1. I bury treasures in Momma's flower garden.
2. I catch and kill birds. (Don't tell Momma.)
3. I catch rodents and bring them to Momma.
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