I think Patches hates me. She was efurr so mean to me today when Momma went, in the metal monster wif wheels, to have coffees with the MeezerMom. I was just trying to play, and her nose got out of joint, because she was in a sleep. She chased me up the stairs and hissed and growled and snapped at me. Daddy had to holler bad werds at her.
You can see how sweet I am. I even gave Momma a Ma-saj with my tosies on her back, to help with tenshuns.