Daddy went downstairs at 4:30 this morning and let me out of the bedroom. Right away I started howling for Patches. She wouldn't show her face, so I got up on the window sill where Daddy left his glass of water, and knocked it over. I can't help it if it broked. It must not have been made furry good to get broked so easy, like that. I know Momma wants a new set of glasses anyway, so I am just helping her out. Then I got blamed for the vase.....but it fell over all by itself, honest. I don't know how my favorite ball that KC and Missy sent me with some special nips got behind it. I just don't know. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.~Precious Flower!
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"Yes" I agree deny everything :)
Maybe Patches broked it and that's why she wouldn't come out? I finks thats what happened yesterday when Meowmie founded cat yak on da carpet - she blamed me, cos I is always yakkin' but it was in Muffin's room so it mighta been her ::looks innocent::
Minxy
I b'lieve you, Precious! It's the fault of the glass for being so weak, it got broked just because it fell down. As far as the vase, those flowers were waaaaay too heavy, that must be why it fell down.
Oops! I guess it wasn't made very well at all. You certainly aren't to blame, Precious.
You need to train your staff better!
To try and blame their habit of buying cheap stuff that just breaks on YOU - that is unacceptable!
Come back to our blog in a while, we are currently working on a manual "Management of staff 101".
Karl and Anastasia
Sweetie, there is no way your are behind the vase incident. Is there any way the fairies can get in? A fairy hole or something? We think they did it. And maybe they brought their friends the trolls!
If they don't see you... then you didn't do it. If they think they saw you... it was Mistrie
Yep. Deny efurryting. Sometimes dose toys just fly all ofur like dat though.
Oh, deer, anofur plant suicide.
Patches, Mom kinda scolds me an Bonnie bof fur Bonnie's hisses. Me fur buggin her an Bonnie fur ofur reactin. Purrs!
see, it's that kitty named "idontknow" who does all that stuff. must be he was there in your house last night.
it sounds like a good story to me!
mama says burien is just south of seattle, about a mile west of seatac airport. real close to puget sound.
where are you in relation to spokane?
love
--suz
Yes, plausible deniability -- it's a good way to get out of scrapes *giggle*!
I tagged you for a meme, Precious! Come by my blog for details.
Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.
Oh dear, I believe you but I hope mommy and daddy believe you too!
sounds like potergeists to me. FAZ
Yup, Stick to your story.
Luf, Us
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