Friday, June 30, 2006
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Present For Dad
Yes, Momma, what is it?" I asked in my softest voice. I could tell she was upset by the crackly tone in her voice; it was too high and spikey.
"What is this," she asked............. no, she demanded to know. Her arms were crossed and she was pointing at my "statement" with her toe.
"Mittens did it," I whispered as I felt my tail growing.
"Patches, I KNOW you did it, you have done it before, two other times to be exact. When Daddy goes fishing and stays overnight. Don't give me that innocent look."
"Max told me to do it," I explained, as I felt my tail move on it's own.
"Dont blame Max," she almost shouted at me."
"Maybe Mistrie got in and did it," I said, a little louder. I could feel my tail growing longer.
She just looked at me, shook her head, and got a paper towel.
Oh, well, I always wanted a long tail, like Buddah.
Patches Lady
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Raising Squirrels
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
4th Of July

Here are the Pet Uneas. Momma started the plant from a tiny bedding plant from the greenhouse. The Pet Uneas grow daily and require more care than a baby, Momma says.
Momma and Daddy decide to stay home this year for the 4th of July. The Girl-daughter and the little girl wafer are coming from Winnemucca, Nevada, and the other Girl-daughter and her husband and the little boy wafer are coming from Hauser Lake with their trailer. Then the Boy-son and his wife from Sugar Mountain are coming and, maybe, the Boy-son from Bear Butte Road. Are you confused yet, we are!! Mittens said she is going to hide........not me, I love company!Momma says they can all camp here in the Big Piney Woods! Problem solved....
Patches Lady
P. S. Some of you asked about us going camping. I go, no problem, but Mittens would rather stay home. Momma promised me that sometime she will tell you about our trips south in the winter.
Monday, June 26, 2006
Yard Work

Yesterday, Daddy was riding on the big grass eating monster. When it would get full, he would dump it's stomach (It has two of them, they are black and you can see everything it eats!!!) and then get back on, so it could gobble more. (Counter productive if you ask me.)
Momma was watering her many flowers, which Daddy says there are WAY too many of, because how are they going to be able to go camping now? He says you can't expect the neighbors to spend a bazillion hours watering your stuff. So does that mean they won't be leaving to go camping like they usually do every summer, for the 4th of July family celebration??? Stay tuned.......
Sunday, June 25, 2006
Gree Is Coming
Gree is coming to visit! Her Momma let us know last night to expect her today. Mistrie is waiting and very excited. Gree is one of Mistrie's new bestest friends (along with Princess Mia.)
The following events are planned:
1. Watching fish in the big pond.
We need to send healing thoughts and prayers to Grandma at House of the (Mostly) Black Cats on Tuesday. She is having some sort of heart thingy done. We wish her well and know all our friends will join us.
Patches Lady
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Misunderstood
Sometimes naughtiness just takes over my life. Take last night, for example. At 2:00 AM I just had to get them up. I was up, they should be up, too. Mittens was snoring away next to Momma, she is safe there. I tried all the tricks, yowling by the food bowl downstairs, walking on them, licking them, talking away. It didn't work, Momma just yelled at me to shut up and stop it.Later on, after they finally got up, I attacked Mittens, who was on her chair under the dining room table. I actually pounced on her and she set up the worst kind of fuss ever. Of course, Momma came running and shouted at me, and clapped her hands together, getting really cross, yelling at me to stop it. I am so misunderstood......
Patches Lady
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Let's all send healing love purrs to Meezer Mom..
Momma Toni
Friday, June 23, 2006
Thinking To Myself
Patches: (thinking to myself) I will raise my paw, maybe that way Momma will pay attention to me.Mom: OK, Patches, what do you want?
Patches: Please give me and Mittens and Mistrie extra stinky goodness because we have been so good.
Mom: No, once a day.
Patches: (thinking to myself) I shall walk all over her tonight.
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Long Days
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Catolympic Pictures
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Mistrie's New Friends
Mistrie has two new best friends. They are Princess Mia and Gree. She spent a lot of time with them at the Catolympics, and they forged quite a furrendship. Mistrie took them out in the woods and showed them some hunting tricks. Mia told her all about the big city of Houston, Texas and her Dad's BBQ skills. Gree shared adventures at the House Of The (Mostly) Black Cats and what went into making their new blog. They even had breakfast on the deck the next day. Mistrie says Mia and Gree can teleport over anytime. Momma is calling them "The Happy Threesome."On a more serious note, Mistrie brought a dead bat and put it by the back door sometime in the night. Momma says this is not good, she worries about rabies. Momma read, though, that the bat has to bite you.......rabies is carried in the saliva.
Patches Lady
Monday, June 19, 2006
Catolympic Medals

I won a gold in tub soccer. It was most unexpected because I only signed up for that at the last minute. Momma and all us girls want to congratulate everyone that participated in the games. Also, how much fun we had hosting it. She also wants to thank everyone who helped pull it all together and make it such an exciting event.
She says, if you want, she will personalize your medal too, like she did mine. Just email her the following: (Our email address is in the sidebar, under our profile)
Winner's Name
Event
Medal Color
Size (Large or Small)
Momma put mine in the sidebar next to the catolympic banner.
Please go read FINAL THOUGHTS on the Catolympic Site.
Patches Lady
Sunday, June 18, 2006
Saturday, June 17, 2006
Lighting Ceremony Pictures

Some of our runners pose under the cauldron.
Left to Right: Max, Beau, Smeagol, Mistrie, Timmy, Miles, Mattingly
Seated: Egypt and Mia
Friday, June 16, 2006
A Visit With Max
Max was so excited, he couldn't contain himself, as he told us about all his adventures on the highway. Max swung through Boise and was met by Jim Risch, the newly appointed governor. He stayed for lunch, wondering why picketers were outside the capital building. Mr. Risch said something about "property tax evaluations and people upset," but wouldn't elaborate. Max was most impressed with Hell's Canyon on the Oregon/Idaho border and even stopped at a roadside farmers market to price Idaho spuds for his Mom. Here you see how excited he was. He was too excited to eat!!
Momma gave him some petting and he finally calmed down.
He was pretty tired, so had a nice long nap.
After he napped, the four of us got together on the stairs; Mistrie even came in.
(Max has taught us a lot. He is one crazy cat!!!)

The lighting ceremony is tonight. For a full report, go to the Catolympics site and watch the lighting of the torch at 6PM PST. Follow the Catolympic games there.
Patches Lady
Thursday, June 15, 2006
The Torch Is Here!!!
Yipee, the torch arrived. After many miles and many cats passing it on, it finally has arrived at it's final destination. Here are pictures as things unfolded.
Mittens and Patches wait patiently.
Mistrie hears lots of noise as Max and an entourage of excited participants, family and friends enter the Big Piney Woods.
Max, oh Max.....you have arrived!!!!!
Mistrie takes the torch over to the main Catolympic Center where the cauldron is. She will set it in a holder until tomorrow night's lighting ceremony.
After safely putting the torch in it's holder, we welcomed Max with lots of stinky goodness, fresh water, and crunchies. Full report on Max's visit tomorrow. We hope Max will stay here rather than teleporting home, until after the nap-a-thon.
Great News Update About Edsel's Mom~~~ SHE IS HOME!!!
Excitement

Patches and Mittens told me today is the day! This is so exciting; imagine the torch coming to me!!! Imagine!! What an honor.
I am patroling the yard, making sure it is in tip-top shape for all the company. I have warned the geese to be on their best behavior, they tend to poop all over the place. They are molting right now, I had to pick up feathers they dropped all over.
Stay Tuned.......
Mistrie Rose
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Is He Here Yet?

Mom: What are you girls doing?
Patches: Watching for Max. Will he come through that snow?
Mom: You are looking North, he will be coming from the South, from sunny Catifornia. You are still a day early anyway, he won't be here until tomorrow.
Patches: How many naps is that, Momma?
Mom: Oh, it depends, probably about eight.
Patches: Lets go take one, Mittens, then it will only be seven.




















