Why Is This Rug Messed Up?

If you guessed Momma put my primo nip on it, you are right!

~Mittens Pollypaws~

Happy Turkey Day

~The Big Piney Woods Girls~

Message From Mistrie

Well, winter is almosts here. The following are things that help you know the cold is arriving:

1. Many nights there is frost and the days are colder.

2. Momma gets rid of all the purrty fowlers and Daddy rakes and burns leaves.

3. I grow my winter furrs and look round and fat. I eat a lot, too.

4. The fairies go to bed for a long winters nap. (I said goodnight to them yesterday and tiptoed away.)

5. There is snow on the mountains.

6. Momma gets my bed in the wood shed ready, and Daddy makes steps so I can get up there easy, from both ends. They will be using the seasoned wood from last year that is on the East end, my nice bed is on the West end. There is a long tunnel between the East/West end, just high enough for me to get through, so I am really protected.

7. Momma checks the beds in Hemlock Haven and pronounces them clean and unused and ready for me, if I need them.

8. Daddy gets the snow eating monster out, and also the big spoons that Momma uses to put the snow from one pile to another (I still haven't figured that one out, but it is nice that she clears me a path.)

~Mistrie Rose~

Look At All These Cooky Books

Please fix me something with toona in it. Thank you.

~Patches Lady~

Momma!!!!

I am waiting for you to help me blog.

Oh, bother, where is she? I am getting sleepy.

~Precious Flower~

Contemplating Winters,

the snow and the cold

I really don't like it, guess it's cuz I'm old.

But it shouldn't matter, I am an inside cat

All four seasons, the window's where it's at.

~Mittens Pollypaws~

Nov. 17, 2008

Pee Ess: Momma changed the picher in the sidebar, so that means it is official. Yup, there is snow on the ski hill.

Reply To David Konne

Here is a copy of the letter I sent to Mr. Koone................

Dear David Konne:

After much thought, and comments from my true furriends, I have decided, rather than gold, I would like 300 kilos of nip, primo, please.

Also, I can't, at this time, send you any green papers but I do have a ton of Monopoly monies that I am sending. I will need your correct address. The last address you gave me must have had an error in it, it came back undeliverable, address unknow.

Respectful One,

Wednesday Windfall

I got this email today from David Konne:

"DEAREST RESPECTFUL ONE,I know my message will come to you as a surprise. Don't worry I was totally convinced to write you in reference of cash money and 300 kilos of gold, i want you to help me receive it and to help me investment in your country. i promise you that your% is sure for your ssistance,I will wait to hear from you so that i will give you more details on how we can get this done with out any delay.Have a nice day.Thank yours sincery,David, "

I know it is legitimate because he called me respectful one (which I am, except maybe to Squirt, who doesn't deserve it.) I am waiting until Momma leaves the room before I answer. She gets all crabilated about this sort of thing. She doesn't understand what a windfall this could be. I guess word is out about my financial expertise.

I Am Outa Here!!!

Momma went to town the other day to get her drivers license renewed. It is a bit early, but she didn't want to wait until her purrday because she has to have cataracts removed and is waiting until the magic day.....MEDICARE.....before she goes in for the surgery. By that time, her license would have expired. She was worried she wouldn't pass the eye test, but she did, so that means she can still take us in the metal monster to see Pokey Man aka the vet. She wouldn't like it if she knew I told you all this, cuz now you know she is older than dirt, it wasn't just a rumor. Oh, oh, gotta hide, here she comes........

~Precious Flower ~(aka The Snitch)

I Awoke With

Kitty toes

In my nose

Kitty hairs

Everywhere

Mellow purr

Soft and pure

Time to wake

For goodness sake!

~Mom Toni~
Nov. 7, 2008

Roman Nose Lake

Momma and Daddy took a drive into the mountains in the metal monster a few days ago.. On their way up, they saw this sign. Yes, that is snow!!!

I am not sure, but I think this is more fearsome than vishus deers.

They went to this pretty mountain lake. We can see it from the Big Piney Woods (look in our sidebar on the right with me and Mitten's silhouettes, just under our double picture ~About The Calicos~, and you will see the white peak with snow on it; that is what you see in the picture above, but the snow is mostly gone now.) She also said, with the rain we are getting today, it is probably really snowing up there now. It took them 2 hours to drive to it. Momma said they went back and forth, up higher and higher. She didn't see any vishus bears.

~Patches Lady~

Investing In Tough Times

As many if you know, I am a Feline Finance Counselor. I have a lot of great opportunities such as the following:

1. Invest in my nip farm. ( I haven't started it yet, but maybe next spring.)
2. Invest in my bottled water business. I use nothing but recycled, old, mostly non smelly, milk cartons, using Big Piney Woods cool clear water. I am still collecting milk cartons before I get the business started.
3. Invest in a high yield CD (Cat Deposit.) These are fresh deposits from the three litter boxes we have, scooped twice daily. FDIC insured (Fecal Dropping Insurance for Cats. )

My office hours are 9 to 5, Monday through Friday, unless I am napping.

Happy Halloween!!

Leave Me Alone!!!

See what I mean? It is rude to smell of my furrs and she won't leave me alone! I was helping Momma make up the big sleeping place and she had to poke her nose into the fun.

~Patches Lady~

Solitary Confinement

Momma putted me in solitary confinement yesterday. (The spare bedroom.) She said I was picking on Patches and wouldn't let her sleep in her favorite place on the big sleeping place. Then last night she put me back in there!! Now I have to smell all over and see where she was and if she used the scratching post and the litterbox. I just want to play, but Momma says it isn't fair that I won't let her upstairs and always chase her down. I need a playmate to run and jump and box with. I wonder if Momma would get me a kitten of my own.

~Perecious Flower~

Stress

Momma noticed that my tummy furs are disappearing. I have a naked tummy now, like the furs have been worn off. It is stress from the Little Squirt. I need an anti-anxiety pill. No, better yet, I think I will try and open the door that goes to the out. Maybe she will leave.

~Patches Lady~

Ode To The Fairies

The fairies come a calling
On a full moon night
I can really see them
With the moon so bright

They do fairy dances
In a circle on the ground
Spreading golden fairy dust
And dancing round and round

I sit in the center
As they slowly waltz on by
They sprinkle me with fairy dust
And fly into the sky

~Mistrie Rose~
Oct., 2008

Note from CalicoMom Toni: We had an inch of snow on the ski hill yesterday morning!

I Learned Something New!

My good furriend, Daisy the Curly Cat, taught me a furry important thing. It doesn't count as a fib, if you cross your paws. (I cross my paws a lot.)

I also think her Momma might be a fairy. She looks like one in the picher on Daisy's blog. I know they wear fowlers in their hair. Patches told me she looks like one of them she saw in the woods at the purrday party we had.

~Precious Flower~

Flower Friday

Taken in late August

This was taken last year. It shows the porch, the way it was before my husband built the new one out of logs from the Big Piney Woods. He made it bigger, also, and now I have a wonderful place to hang my plants.

Fall is now upon us, the only thing left is the hanging baskets under the eaves, saved from the frosts.

~CalicoMom Toni~

Helping

I am helping Daddy shop.

~Patches Lady~