The Big Piney Woods Cats

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Wednesday Windfall

I got this email today from David Konne:

"DEAREST RESPECTFUL ONE,I know my message will come to you as a surprise. Don't worry I was totally convinced to write you in reference of cash money and 300 kilos of gold, i want you to help me receive it and to help me investment in your country. i promise you that your% is sure for your ssistance,I will wait to hear from you so that i will give you more details on how we can get this done with out any delay.Have a nice day.Thank yours sincery,David, "

I know it is legitimate because he called me respectful one (which I am, except maybe to Squirt, who doesn't deserve it.) I am waiting until Momma leaves the room before I answer. She gets all crabilated about this sort of thing. She doesn't understand what a windfall this could be. I guess word is out about my financial expertise.

Posted by One Of The Girls at 6:48 AM


  • Blogger Eric and Flynn posted at 8:01 AM  
    Maybe you should write back and say you would prefer 300 kilos of nip, then we could all come over for a huge nip party.
  • Blogger Cheysuli and gemini posted at 8:13 AM  
    I think Eric and Flynn are right!
  • Blogger Daisy posted at 9:32 AM  
    Finally! You are getting the respect you deserve as an expert financial counselor.
  • Blogger Everycat posted at 9:56 AM  
    Eric and Flynn are right, imagine 300 kilos of nip WOO HOO!
  • Blogger Gandalf and Grayson posted at 1:57 PM  
    Let us know as soon as the nip arrives and we'll come right over! Woo Hoo!
  • Blogger The Meezers posted at 4:33 PM  
    wow, we will be over when the nip arrives.

    hi to our best furriends
  • Blogger Derby posted at 5:24 PM  
    Or buy how ever many kilos of nip that the gold will buy! Party time.
  • Blogger William posted at 8:59 PM  
    Holy mackerel, Patches, you are so lucky!! My mom screens all my mail. ::scowl::
  • Blogger Camie's Kitties posted at 10:46 PM  
    Patches, don't fall victim to that person. We don't think he really respects you. We have hear that that is a scam and that he really wants to steal all of your nip.

    Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade
  • Blogger Queen Snickers and Empress posted at 7:53 AM  
    OOOO think of all the neat stuff you could buy!!!
  • Blogger Beethoven posted at 9:48 AM  
    Wow! Dearest respectful one! Well, you're invited over on Saturday! Here's the invitation!
  • Blogger Zippy, Sadie and Speedy posted at 11:19 AM  
    Mommy sez dat dem kinda emails is called scams...she sez dat bad David person (and it's prolly not even his real name) just wants to steal all of yoor nip and toys and to not even bother answering him. We say take all his gold and run away!
  • Blogger muffinmidi posted at 11:54 AM  
    My Mommy gets those e-mails. She says that most of them are phony. That man David probably just wants to steal your nip and toys.Don't let him.PS How is your mommy feeling?
  • Blogger Fat Eric posted at 4:01 PM  
    You could strike it rich, Patches!
  • Blogger Max posted at 4:17 PM  
    Wow...that's alot of gold.I winder what "ssistance" is, though...
  • Blogger i am a mystery posted at 5:34 PM  
    just don't give him your toys or share your nip!

    And good thoughts to your mama for her eyes. Member, my mama says it's not too scary at all. The eye drops are what was no fun....

    brandi (not Mystery)
  • Blogger Jan's Funny Farm posted at 8:01 PM  
    Wow. You are getting a windfall. It's so nice to be respected. Are you having a party when your ship lands?
  • Anonymous Faith Boomerang posted at 3:06 AM  
    Hmmm, how interesting. "Cash money" and 300 kilos of gold? Wow, that is a windfall.

    But what does "your% is sure for your ssistance" mean? Oh, he means you get a percentage if you sisst him.
    At least he is well-intentioned and signs it "sincery".
    You will have to keep us posted on this, Patches. Let us know when the party and celebration is.
    Love & Purrs,
    Faith Boomerang
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