Monday, November 03, 2008

Investing In Tough Times

As many if you know, I am a Feline Finance Counselor. I have a lot of great opportunities such as the following:

1. Invest in my nip farm. ( I haven't started it yet, but maybe next spring.)
2. Invest in my bottled water business. I use nothing but recycled, old, mostly non smelly, milk cartons, using Big Piney Woods cool clear water. I am still collecting milk cartons before I get the business started.
3. Invest in a high yield CD (Cat Deposit.) These are fresh deposits from the three litter boxes we have, scooped twice daily. FDIC insured (Fecal Dropping Insurance for Cats. )

My office hours are 9 to 5, Monday through Friday, unless I am napping.


7 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You know if I manage to pull out the election, the nip will go up. I do have the nipothal vehicle plan... you are quite wise...

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Patches those are wise words for troubled times. We would also like to advise floofy cats to save their sheddings & brushings as a hedge against higher energy & heating costs.

Anonymous said...

Patches, we may ask for your help soon. I will tell my humans what you're offering. Good luck, and remember to buy low and sell high!

Daisy said...

I think I will need to hire you as my financial advisor. Mr. Shrill has led me seriously astray.

Derby said...

You will probably do just as well as the crazy wall street people!

Karen Jo said...

I think you have some very sound financial ideas, Patches. Saving your brushed out fur to make blankets would also make good sense.

The Crew said...

'Nip farm, you say? I may be interested in that. Everything I have here is old & stale.

George