Here is a copy of the letter I sent to Mr. Koone................
Dear David Konne:
After much thought, and comments from my true furriends, I have decided, rather than gold, I would like 300 kilos of nip, primo, please.
Also, I can't, at this time, send you any green papers but I do have a ton of Monopoly monies that I am sending. I will need your correct address. The last address you gave me must have had an error in it, it came back undeliverable, address unknow.