Thursday, May 22, 2008

13 Thing Momma Does to Irritate Me

1. She won't let me in the Big Out.
2. She doesn't give me enough temptations.
3. She won't let me steal Mitten's food.
4. She closes the bafroom door tight, and tells me it is rude to open it.
5. She won't let me pick on Mittens.
6. She let's Squirt pick on me when I want to take a nap.
7. She cuts my nails, even though I have them beautifully sharp.
8. She picks me up, swings me around, while singing "Wonder Woman."
9. She takes MY chair and sits next to me, which crowds me.
10. She is always kissing on me.
11. She doesn't respect me. (I don't know what that means, but it sounds good.)
12. She lets me on the upstairs deck and forgets me. Then goes all ofurr the house looking for me.
13. She tells me I am in HER way, when she is in MY way. (Mutters something about almost tripping.) She should say she is sorry she almost steps on me.

~Patches Lady~


Daisy said...

Patches, all those things would make me a little bit crabilated, too!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I love to steal dinner! What is she thinking?

And how is Miss Mittens?

Anonymous said...

Wonder Woman! hehehe.

Finnegan & Buddy said...

Mamas can be mean, can't they? Owrs is allways talking bowt that "tripping" stuff too!

We've been away a wile cos mom got a new day hunting gig, but we are back!!

Sending lots of purrs and hugs to owr furrends in the big Piney Woods.

Finny Buddy & Jasmine

The Meezers said...

yep, we'd be crabilated too!!! wanna come ofur to our house?

hi to our bestest furriends!!

lambj said...

Girls, we have very bad news. Bonnie suddenly got sick last night, ans she passed away this morning. In les than 24 hours, she went from normal to a complete collapse. It was something "systemic", like maybe cancer. We We'll find out in about a week - I have to know.
Toni, you've been a good friend and I wanted to let you know instead of having you find out 2nd or 3rd paw. We'll be ok, but Victor's a little spooked.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Oh gosh, were gonna miss Bonnie!
Patches, your momma & mine sound a lot alike... 'specially when it comes to that memory stuff!

Sophia said...

I'd have to agree with all of those!

Camie's Kitties said...

Patches, those sound like a lot of things to be crabilated about too.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

Kimo & Sabi said...

#1 would be at da top of our list too!