Momma fixed ham-brr-grrs last night. I had a taste, and here is what I found:
Ham: It doesn't taste anything like ham.
Brrr: It was hot, not cold.
Grr: It didn't make a sound, Mittens is the only one who growls in this house.
Another thing, about Lazy Susan, who I still haven't found (although William and The Meezers said she was in the cupboard.) Momma says she spins around, while holding things. She must get powerful dizzy. (I really think Momma is awful confused.) She still hasn't been hauled off to jail, from removing the pillow tags, but I am keeping a watch, in the window.
10 comments:
Oh Momma said that lazy Susan stayed in the cupboard but we don't have one. Why would anyone stay in the cupboard, unless she is on the run from the law 'cause she took off the pillow tags?
is you shur that your mommy tookded the tags off the pillows? Maybe it was lazy soozan, and she is hiding in the cupboard 'acause she doesn't want to be 'rested.
and yes, hamburgers are a weird bean fing - they're not ham, cold or growly. i doesn't know why beans name food such sill fings.
Miles
Hi to the beautiful Patches and Mittens, the bestest furriends in the werld!
Precious
I gots to try ham-brr-grr de offur day and it wuz gud. I ate efurry bit Momma let me have...which wuz only 3 tiny bites. I wanna try a hole brr-grr
Gracie
I tried ham-brr-grr once myself and was not impressed. Now ham, that's good stuff. Chedder flavored goldfish are fabulous (I have a cheese thing).
Good job keeping watch Precious! Let us know if you find Susan.
I think Meowm brings those things home now and then....I don't find them very appealing either.
We haf had ham brr grr's befurr an we ett one bite eech, then we bofe sed no fank yoo, we don't want enny moor.
We hope yer mum duzn't go to jail fer taking off the pillow tags.
Maw sed we sold owr Lazy Susan in da garage sale. Mebbe dat's wer yurs is at?
G.T. lufs ham-brr-grrs, 'speshully da ones wid speshull sauce from McDonald's. Oh, and cheese. Dey has to haf speshull sauce and cheese.
Luf, Us
Are you desperately seeking Susan? And I hope you didn't eat Grr.
Just keep a good eye out so everyone can run and hide in a closet!
I don't think I've ever had a taste of hamburger; I must remedy that sometime.
mmmmmm...we LOVE ham-brr-grr, even with its stoopid name. why duzzn't they just call it ded grownd cow?
Post a Comment