Momma asked me if I would like to nap with her on the couch. I jumped right on up and cuddled up atween her legs, (which she had pulled up) and her arms, in that cozy curve. First, I put my butt in her face so she could spect it and smell, if she so desired. Then I turned around and made biscuits on her boobs until she said "ouch, ouch, ouch," so I moved to her armpit, and made them, while I sang a song. She was just starting to doze when I thought I saw a liddle spider under her, and had to protect her. I reached under with both pawsies and dug around under her. (I didn't find anyfing.) She opened one eye, sort of glared at me, and said sumfing about settling down. I turned around, and started to wash my tail, then saw my pawsies were in deep need of some cleaning. Her elbow was just sticking out too far, so I bit it, not hard, just enough to get her tenshion. Then I gave it a good lick, in case I bited a tad too hard. Then I bit her fingers. Now she said she was wide awake. Well, I was ready for my nap, having splored all other possiblilies, so I went down to the end of the couch and fell asleep. Funny, she got up and nefur did nap!