The Big Piney Woods Cats

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Patches(knockitoff) Here

The moon was shining brightly in the windows. It looked almost like day, making me want to howl. It happens you know, wanting to howl, even though I am a girl, and a Queen at that. I knew I would get in 33 1/3 kinds of trouble if I made much noise, so I jumped on Mittens, who was cuddled up by Momma. She got all freaky and stupid, growly and hissy. Of course, Momma woke up, and even before she knew what was really going on she yells, really loud, one of her names for me; Patchesknockitoff. Mittens went running like a wild woman under the rocker. Everything, of course, is ALWAYS, automatically MY fault. Well, if you are going to get blamed for something, you may as well do it. I think some famous person said that; if they didn't, they should have.

~Patches Lady~

Posted by One Of The Girls at 7:02 AM


  • Blogger The Meezers posted at 7:16 AM  
    yep, my middle of the night name is"sammystopknockingstuffoffthetablestopitstopitstopitGETDOWN".
  • Blogger Gemini posted at 7:42 AM  
    Oh in our house it's just HEY 'cause you never know if it's me or Cheysuli. Georgia is purty quiet.
  • Blogger LHK posted at 8:32 AM  
    My name is "Beezeryouknowbetter!"
  • Blogger DEBRA posted at 8:33 AM  
    Yesterday someone knocked Momma purrty vasoline glass vase wif her rose in it off the top of fridge. She put it up there so we would quit messing with the flower. We don't know for sure WHO did it. But it wasn't ME...and both Momma and Daddy agree it wasn't me, cuz I don't get up on top of the fridge.

    But if'n they ever find out furrs sure who did it..they are in a mess of trouble.

  • Blogger Scooby, Shaggy & Scout posted at 10:21 AM  
    Mine is "Scoutgetdownfromthere"
  • Blogger Karen Jo posted at 10:33 AM  
    Yes, indeedy, if you are going to get blamed for everything, the best thing to do is to make sure that you do at least half of it. Besides that, moonlight is perfect for playing in.
  • Blogger Forty Paws posted at 1:29 PM  
    Oh yeah. That's wat happens wid Dorf. Wenefer any poodin spits or hisses, Dorf gits yelled at cuz Maw & Paw figurs he's in the middle of it.

    But Maw gits leaky eyed wid Dorf too cuz she knows most of itz cuz of his bad toofies and she feels REELY bad abowt it an not knowing abowt it fur so long.

    Luf, Us
  • Blogger Fat Eric posted at 2:36 PM  
    See, I don't have any siblings so if something gets broken my humans know it is me. Although I am a furry good kitty and hardly ever destroy anything (except the laundry basket but that doesn't count)
  • Blogger Edsel/The Pooch posted at 3:46 PM  
    i don't have one of those names. i asked my Mom why not and she said 'cause i'm so good.....
  • Blogger Zippy, Sadie and Speedy posted at 5:55 PM  
    Usually in our howse if it stuff falling over it's sadiegetdownfromthere If it's hissing and spitting it's zippynokitoff if it's sum cat laying on mom's face suffocating her it's speedymmmmfgetoff
  • Blogger Bonnie Underfoot posted at 7:49 PM  
    I'm "Bonnie, getoutathere".
    Victor is "Victor! No! Get down! Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh!"
    I can't tell you some of what the boy gets called...
  • Blogger Dragonheart posted at 7:21 AM  
    I get "DragonheartNO". Since I'm the only cat here, I can't blame it on anyone else.
  • Blogger Grr, Midnight & Cocoa posted at 9:20 AM  
    We've got names like that too:
    GrrLeaveYourBrotherAlone, and NoBiteyCocoaNoBitey
  • Blogger Taz n Angel posted at 2:58 AM  
    Ours are slowdownitsbedtime and stopfighting! A special one is for Taz and its tazstopgoingforthejugular on account of she is trying to kill me. She putted a hole in my chin!!


    pee ess, there is also the famous notthecarpet! That's MY special name!!
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