Have you thought about what strange ears the furless ones have. They aren't pointed (unless they are in a star trek movie) and when Daddy starts getting nice hairs in there, he pulls them out with the twe-sirs. Momma has holes in her ears with silver hoops in them that serve no purpose, except get caught on things. Their ears don't swivel at all, and I never see them washing behind them. I don't think they hear very well out of them, either, they are always saying "huh?" They can't flatten them when they get mad, they are just stuck in place. Momma puts hunks of dough in her's cuz she says our foolishness keeps her awake when she is taking her nighttime nap, but I think it is Daddy's night noise.