I was a tad naughty last night. As you know, I am not in solitary confinement (bedroom) anymore, since I got to be "A Big Gurl." However, last night, I just had to box with Patches, on the bed. She was asking for it, believe me. Then I started a game of Thundering Herd Of Elephants and Kill The People Toes; nefurr mind it was 2:00 AM. Momma said I need to go in time-out, but a lot of it was Patches fault. How come I get the blame; you see how innocent I am? You believe me, don't you? Anyways, my pawsies have a mind of their own.