Thursday, January 17, 2008
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours, and does not speak clearly.
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
Posted by One Of The Girls at 7:07 AM
Daisy posted at 7:10 AM
I love this post! And I am in complete agreement, too. Oh, except for the part about not having to buy them the latest fashions...
Scooby, Shaggy & Scout posted at 9:12 AM
dino, egypt, & the kits posted at 10:19 AM
That's why we're allowed to do anything we want. "Within reason," whatever that means.
Queen Snickers or Empress posted at 1:59 PM
LOL that is great! My daddy would have to agree with Daisy. He think my kitty fashion is starting to get expensive. ~Queen Snickers
There's a hairball on my carpet posted at 4:13 PM
Amen to that!
What angers me as well is when someone comes to mine and my pets home and expects us to put up with their unruly, bratty children and yet I'm supposed to lock my pets away somewhere so the company doesn't have to tolerate my animals.
divakitty posted at 4:29 PM
Amen to that!
Derby posted at 5:16 PM
Mum agrees and has that posted at work for all to read.
The Meezers posted at 6:35 PM
mommy agrees with everything but the "eats less" part. - Miles
hi to our bestest furriends
William posted at 8:32 PM
Plus, they don't care if you've put on weight, haven't washed your hair or put on makeup!
muffinmidi posted at 12:53 PM
We loved this post.
Skeeter, LC, and Ayla posted at 5:46 PM
We loved it! Fits us puurrfectly!
Hot(M)BC posted at 12:33 PM
Mom and Grandma have that posted on the cold box door! It's true! If the visitors don't like us, they can go visit somewhere else instead. hehehe
Kelly Cat posted at 7:24 PM
HA! And a big Amen from this corner of cyberspace.
The Crew posted at 10:59 AM
Hahahaha! Mom says "Yes" to #3!
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