I was napping on my perch in my bedroom, with my tummy showing when Momma put her nose in my furs. Then she said the most dreadful thing (I hope Beezie doesn't see this.) She told me she needs to get me some BABY wipes. She said I smelled like..........oh, this is so barrassing.......pee!!!!~Precious Flower~
Pee Ess: There was a vishus baby deer in our yard, right under the kitchen window!!! I am wondering, and maybe you can help me out, are the spotted baby deer as vishus as the big ones? Also, any help with the baby wipes is appreciated. I am NOT a baby!!!
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Nothin' be barresed about!
Someimes mine mombean comes after me with some wet paper towel and wipes me .... well you know, back there. Sometimes I thinks mombeans are just like that.
---Beezie
No need to be so embarrassed. Sometimes a kitty as floofy as you just needs a little help back there. Baby vishus deer might not be quite as vishus as grownup ones, but be very careful, just in case.
Baby deers are just little vishus deers in training.
Don't be barassed, Precious. It's the curse of foofiness, my bestest friend. All of us foofy kitties need help sometimes. Or so think the beans. *snort* Anyways let her use baby type of wipes cuz they're milder and won't hurt you. At least that's what Mom says when she attacks my rear foofy fur, and even though I don't like it, at least it really doesn't hurt.
Oh, and stay away from the baby vishus deer. They're flaky even if they're not as vishus yet.
Purrrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi
Oh Momma has said that about me someetimes... and she needs to. I hope Ping doesn't read this... It is embarrassing but it happens to other floofy cats too.
That never happened to me, but my fur is pretty sparse. I think it would be worth a little stinkiness once in a while to have a thick luxurious coat!
baby wipes smell purrty, mommie uses them on her face to take off her make up
it's ok Precious! Trixie hadded that prollem all the time 'cause her furs was so long. Mommy hadded to wipe her lots.
Don't worry Precious, your mum is just helping you to stay nice and kittie smelling and not smelling like your litter box.
Oh deer. Mom gotted us dry kitty cleanin wipes, an they smell so much like baby wipes, we couldn't stand our own smell. Mom didn't like em an promised she'll NEFUR use em on us again.
Honestly, I'd purrfur a wet baf an snuggle in a warm towel to those nasty smellin wipes.
Not to worry--things happen sometimes. At least you didn't have stuff on your foot!
oh, pretty darlin', don't you worry. these things happen; efurryone is jealous of us fluffiecats, but now they can understand it ain't all beer and skittles! still, we ARE the most beautyfullest, ain't we?
--xingxing
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