Monday, January 05, 2009

Snow.....For Sale


I am taking orders for snow. Right now, I can only take orders in the northern part of the country, until I can get a frigermated truck. Here are the amounts, with prices.
  • Small Box (Enough to make 100 snow balls)........50 cents
  • Medium Box (Enough to make 300 snow balls)...One green paper (two 50 cents)
  • A TON (Enough to cover your yard).....................Three green papers (six 50 cents)

Send orders to: Patches Lady
Big Piney Woods
Far North Reaches
Idaho, USA



20 comments:

Saffron said...

How do I push thuh money through thuh email poota to you? I want some snow, we've gotta little bit, but never anything like yours.

I think I'll have a medium box, please.

Lone Star Purrs said...

We'd LUF sum.....but we's too far away down in Alambama. :-( Oh, well...we's just gotta enjoy yur pic-shurs instead.
::purrs::
~Meeko & Kiara

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

No thanks! We're full here too.

Eric and Flynn said...

Please can you send us two tons so we can cover one of our fields.If you don't think that will be enough can you send three. We will find mum's plastic to pay you.
Thank you.

Egypt & The Musketeers said...

If you have more orders than supply, we have some snow you can use. Our supply is going to disappear fast, but hope to replenish next weekend.

The Meezers said...

if you get some east coast orders, we can ship from here.

hi to our furry bestest furriends

Word Tosser said...

You forgot to add....you dig it.. meaning the customer..

meemsnyc said...

We want to order enough for a snowman!

Anonymous said...

Uh... we don't think so.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

If you run out, I can supply you with more...

Derby said...

No thanks, I have enough here. Although maybe I can help out with midwest orders!

William said...

I'd take a ton if it meant I'd get a mom snow day out of it!

Karen Jo said...

No thanks, we just got some more of our own, but I hope you get lots of orders.

Alice said...

Good thought!
I would love some snow as we have had none - but probably live to far...

Camie's Kitties said...

We would love a ton or two, but we live too far away from you. It would melt by the time it got here, but it sure would be fun to have the only house with snow in the yard.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Everycat said...

I'd like to place an order for 9000 tons of your finest snow please. We'll share the order with Saffron and Eric & Flynn as we aren't really greedy, but we would like some snow.

Stay warm in the Piney Woods!
(and Happy New Year)

Whicky Wuudler

Cari D. Cruse said...

Just popped on over from Cis's blog (wordtosser.blogspot.com) and love your "Snow For Sale" ad. Wish I'd thought of it. My one fat cat would type if he could, but his fat paws just mash all the keys. :D So he says to tell you kitties your some real bright cookies. He also wonders if we couldn't market our own snow and compete with you -- says we could call ours "organic" snow. That should generate a lot of sales! LOL

Daisy said...

A TON of snow for only 3 green papers? I would like to order 17 tons, please. I will pay an extra 9 pennies to have it shipped via next-day express mail. Thank you.

The Crew said...

We're with Derby. Thanks, but no thanks. In fact, we'd like to donate every flake that falls in our driveway to your stock. Where should we ship it?

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